THE MANTLE OF GREATNESS

gokkrider:

HOW DO YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE XBOX

How do u really tho?

Patriarch Vader

sociopathhasthephonebox:

game-of-contrivance:

pettyartist:

drawthewords:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

Does no one see that she’s left FOOD COOKING ON THE STOVE UNATTENDED?! Seriously! The things people do in their kitchens these days!

Barbie are you using TIDE to clean your floor?!

GET SOME PINESOL, GIRL. 

okay wow 
can we just sit here and appreciate
that she’s left that cup of spoon and ladles and shit on what im assuming is a windowsill?

WHAT IF A GUST OF WIND CAME BY BROKEN CERAMIC AND SPOONS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
AND THEN YOU GOTTA WASH EM CUZ THAT IS NOT SANITARY TO HAVE SPOONS ON THE FLOOR.
JEBUS CRIPES BARBIE 

seriously, barbie, you have to get your shit together, i mean

look at that poor puppy! for cripes sake, feed the poor thing! looks as if you haven’t fed it in days!

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RIP Steve Irwin

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doktor-gonzo:

did-you-kno:

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i like how they’re all on their own individual little mats and not just all over the place draped over one another like that’s so Japanese of them, organized orgies

Cool

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